Tuesday, December 13, 2005

As if we don't have enough crazy reality shows...

Ummm...can we talk? Can we talk about Flava Flav having a bachelor-like reality tv show on VH1? Women will literally throw themselves at Flava to become his main squeeze. I'm sorry, is there a man shortage in the US? And why wasn't I contacted?! Man! I am ALWAYS the last to know! COME ON PEOPLE!!! I mean, everyone deserves to be loved, yes that is true, but if Flava wasn't rich, would these women be throwing themselves at him? NOPE! And for the White women on this show...don't they know what Public Enemy was about?! For you all who don't know, Public Enemy was a pro-Black, take the Man down type of group and Flava was a part of that. Yes, he date Briget Nielson...but ewww. Women how desperate do you have to be to kiss all up on a man who kissed up on her?!

Next reality show: Skating with the Stars!!!! Oh please! They are taking washed up television stars and strapping them into ice skates and throwing them on an ice rink. It's one thing to teach people how to ballroom dance, but to have these people do potentially dangerous stunts like lifting their partner or being lifted is crazy!!!! How desperate are these television stations?! I mean they cancel shows because ONLY 3 million people watch it, but then they create these stupid shows to replace the good ones. Pretty soon, I think I'm just going to have to stop watching tv. Maybe become a hardcore reader OR fulfill my dream and have a disco ball placed in the middle of my living room and everything time I want to bust a move all I have to do is clap my hands and it all starts up.

Maybe this doesn't make sense, but I am pretty sure that everyone has a reality show out there that annoys them! Does anyone remember the show on Fox where that woman had to decide which man was gay and which one wasn't? They canceled that bad boy after three shows. I wonder why didn't they cancel it once they finished taping it OR just not tape it at all? What reality shows drive YOU up the wall?

1 comment:

ILoveBrownies said...

All of em!