Is it me?

*Typing this post while still technically asleep*

I don't know about y'all but my mom loves to send me forwards. Everytime I open my yahoo account, there are about 5 waiting for me at 8 am. Well this one was quite interesting to me cuz it tells you the "characteristics" of people born during certain months. Normally when I read something about November babies it freaks me out...because most of the time I'm being told that I'm some sort of sexual freak who will destroy anything in my path...yes, I'm a scorpio too. But this one kinda cracked me up. Check this out:

---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes (ME: ONLY JUST A LIL BIT). Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind (Me: I prefer 1 in a million...lol).

It hits a lil too close to home don't it? LOL. But what's deal with the line "the greates men are born in this month?" What about the women??? Oh but wait, this is my MOST favorite under the Novemeber Babies post:

Repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.

Are you kidding me?! That's like me going up to someone and saying, "If you give me $50.00 something good will happen to you during this week."

Ok, it's time for me to start my last day at this temp job. I'm not sure if this post makes sense...but then again, does it REALLY matter if it make sense? I mean, here I am pouring out my heart for your entertainment and criticism...lol. Oh goodness, whatever...

3 days without sunlight....3 more to go. I better get some sunshine soon or one of two things are going to happen. 1. I'm hiring someone to follow me around with one of those tanning lights. 2. I'm going to go postal and I don't even work in a post office...lol.

Until then homies...lol.

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!!!

P.S. To the person who posted the coffee remark, this chica under the influence of any type of drug is not a good thing. Shoot...it's bad enough that I'm under the influence of myself...lol.