It's May!

What's up everyone!!!

I know what you're thinking...Max where the heck were you! I'm sorry...I sista has to work. I mean, I could easily get a sugar daddy, but I decided a long time ago that that thought was completely gross! Besides, I would feel bad because every night I would end up switching his viagra with some sleeping pills and when he woke up the next day I would at him and say, "Wow daddy you were GREAT last night!" And if he said that he didn't remember...I would cry and say, "Every night with you is the best experience I have ever had and you don't remember it?!" Trust me...Those sentences along with some tears would make any man play along...LOL.

So work? Yes. Still haven't found my "dream job" and if you know me...You know that I don't like to just settle, so I have been temping. It's fun actually. If I don't like the place, I get to smile at the thought that I really don't have to return once my assignment is up...LOL. I am actually "working" right now. I'm experiencing down-time and I always found that it's when you are experiencing your down time everyone is mad crazy busy (ghetto vernacular flag...LOL)! And no...I don't participate in bored calling (see post "And you're calling me before" to understand what I am talking about), so I decided to post. Though I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. The last time I posted was in March. WOW! Perhaps I should catch y'all up? Maybe? Yes? No? LOL...Well I'll catch you up in Maxine's style of catch up:

Dating or in Love: NOPE

Job: NOPE and I don't want to talk about that. Most of the times when I try to talk about it with my friends I have to spend my time convincing my friends that I am okay with it while in the back of my mind I'm going "Ummm...Why are you more distraught than me?!" But I guess I've never been one to worry too much.

Family: They are doing great.

Home: Kelly and I are still doing our thing. We still haven't argued yet and that's because we tend to ignore each other when the other person is in a crabby mood (which is usually me...But I warned her that I'm not always cheerful when I'm home. I think it's because on the outside I feel the need to always smile and be sweet with all that I encounter...So I need some time to be in a bad mood).

Hero Complex: Yea...I still have it. LOL. I tried to get rid of it...But it's not working. Perhaps this will be my post tomorrow. The part that REALLY sucks about a hero complex is the fact that you're too busy saving the world but then it hits you...who is going to save me? Any takers? LOL

Talents: Some of you really care about this so I figure that I'd let you know. For those who don't care...Skip over it, close your eyes, scroll down. :-) I've been writing more (poetry and stories) and even singing more. I swear I would LOVE to start up a band...LOL. I have most of the instruments at my crib...Thanks to Gaetane for supplying me with my guitar and bongos which are both red! My favorite color just in case you don't know...LOL. So if ya want to play or just jam, you know how to reach me. Seriously.

I've met some new people and things are working out fine. A few of them are REALLY sweet and I don't know, it just feels good when you get to that point in your life when you feel that everyone you meet are enhancing your experience in this world. So let's end this in a sweet way...

To my new "friends" ( I use quotes because I tend to be a bit careful about using that word with people), "sit back, relax, and let's enjoy this adventure called life together! LOL. I don't know how or why, but I do know that we met for a reason...

To my old friends, "you all know that you will forever have my loyalty and my love. Thanks for being the first ones to break down most of my barriers so that the "new friends" have it easier...LOL. Sure you have the battle scars, but guess what? You also have my heart and that to me is the most precious thing anyone could ever have!!

Until then dear darling readers...


Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!!!