Some day my prince will come...

I don't the exact time I stopped believing in the "one true love" theory. You know that one. It's the one where you and this person have been a part for sooo long! You grew up in the US and he grew up in Spain, but you were DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!! So you both deal with absolute pain and suffering until that one day...you glance at each other across a crowded room. Cut to scene where you both are running through a field in slow motion. You both continue to run until AT LAST Your true LOVE has come along!!!! He/she now completes you. You are SO happy! They are the ying to your yang...the stick to your popsicle, the platanos to your arroz y habichuelas (plaintains to your rice and beans...sorry...I'm craving Spanish food at the moment). But you get the point, right?

Well I don't believe in that anymore. I guess one can say I'm more realistic about this. Sure I still believe in love but so help me if someone tells me "Don't worry Max, you'll find someone to love you," ONE MORE TIME...I'm going to slap them silly with my pimp hand. I'm not sure which one is my pimp hand...but I will be willing to find out if I hear those words again! Sorry for getting violent but you just don't how many times I have to hear those words!!! Look...I know that I'm not ugly (shoot as a matter of fact, if I were a guy I would so date me...I sexually harass myself on a daily basis...LOL), I got a slammin' personality (I'm the type of woman who treats good men like kings of the universe because I already know that I'm its queen), I'm hilarious (I can make anyone laugh), I'm laid back, intelligent (oh so intelligent! I'm SMART!), and so modest...oh my goodness can't you tell??? So I don't need anyone's pity. I know I'm the bomb and if I was willing to settle I would be married right now...not happy...but married.

I just don't believe in the "one person" who is waiting for me...

I see so many people who are afraid because they pushed away a good person. Afraid because they think that was their last shot a love...but that's not true. The way I see it is like this: I've met so many men and we clicked so quickly. I mean, the mental vibe was so strong that I was like "whoa." But for whatever reason, we couldn't do anything. Like, they lived too far away, they are married/engaged/dating seriously/gay, the drama in our lives made it impossible for us to concentrate on anything else but our lives. See what I mean? But does that mean that I will never find love? Ummm...NO. I will...but I guarantee you it won't be a Cinderella experience! I mean, I really think television, music, and movies ruin the truth about love. They feed us pictures of people falling in love and that's all they need. They don't really mention the part where you're looking at your significant other and you're deciding whether or not you're going to continue to love them when you see them lick their fingers and insert them once again into the peanut butter jar. Or the times when you want to kill them because they decided to video tape you in the bathroom...and no these things haven't happened to me, and I feel for the person who tries...but c'mon people in love go through these things ALL the time!

I'm actually happy that I don't believe in the "one true love" theory. SO HAPPY!!!! The way I see it is like this. One day, someone who has either been in my life for a long time or someone who sees me walking down the street will tell me (after a month or two of dating) that they are in love with me and I will respond in a very positive manner and I will marry him and there will be punums (children)...lol. But it wouldn't be a situation where we're like, "Oh my goodness...I was half of a person when I met you...blah blah blah. It's going to be more of a "hey, you're chill...I like you." lol...

And I'm okay with that. Well I must bring this blog to an end because I just do...lol.

So until then kiddies!

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