Once again it's my dreams

So...

Last night I had a dream...

Yea...A dream...

I was in Germany. I must have been there for a while because I was hanging out at this coffee shop with some people, most of them were males. The night before I went to a club with two German guys who were Black. One was gay the other was straight and he liked me but I didn't pay him any attention because I was having too much fun with the gay one.

Okay (yea it gets odder), so the nexy day I was chillin and all of a sudden I was judging who had the best male butt. But here's the thing. They were all butt naked and I walked behind all of them and did tests like, flicking, grabbing, rubbing, slapping their butts and I would make notes on this clip board that I had. Now in this dream, I was going to announce the guy with best behind the next day during some event at the coffee shop. So the next day, before I announced it, I found out that the straight German guy liked me and we kissed. Then I announced that I wanted all of the contestants to come in the middle of the room so I could announce the winner but I ended up getting all of the men in the room. After clarifying what I meant and the men who weren't in the contest left, I announced the winner. It was the guy who liked me. But I couldn't help it. According to my dream he had a very beautiful behind...lol. Odd dream...

It's like the one I had 3 days before. I was at my wedding and I was marrying a white guy. The wedding was beautiful and in a church, but when I got to the reception, my husband was black! Hmmm...perhaps he caught a VERY bad tan or he was just so ashy and he ended up putting on lotion. I don't know....

Anyways, his parents were driving me up the wall and I decided that I didn't want to be married to him. The reception was in a castle and I ended up crawling out of the room because there were so many chairs. I ran to a van, jumped into the back of it, and I was driven to my apartment...which wasn't my apartment in real life. But I stayed there...

So, a friend says that my dream was a warning that I shouldn't rush into marriage, but who is rushing? LOL...

As a matter of fact, the last guy who told me that he loved me got upset. But it wasn't my fault! He said it too soon. He was acting kinda weird as I kept him company at work via AIM. We had just gotten into a fight and he then typed the words, so I freaked out, logged off of AIM, shut down the computer, ran out of my office and into my best friend's office. She looked at me and said, Max why are you so pale?" Which for me is something that I can become. I told her the story and she replied, "I understand logging off AIM, but why did you shut down the computer? Was he going to jump through it?" I sat with her for the rest of the day. Let's just say after that episode, we broke up...lol.

So TRUST me...I'm not rushing....


That is all for today,

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!