Who has the time?

Oh my goodness!!!! Is anyone else annoyed by the commercials out there today? There is one that REALLY bothers me...It's those herpes commercials!

"I have genital herpes but who has time to take that prescription?"

YOU DO!!!! Oh my goodness...YOU DO!!!!!!!! What kind of attitude is that? Like I'm supposed to agree with them or something! Are you kidding me?!??!?!?!

One of those commercials state that 70% of genital herpes sufferers get it from their partner...So guess what? I guess they didn't have time to put on a condom either...But honestly who wrote that crap? Obviously they didn't have the time to think about how stupid and dangerous that one line is!

And be honest....Who stares at the actors? I mean, how do you REALLY know that they are acting? What if their acting abilities for this commercial stems from an ACTUAL genital herpes outbreak???? I know for me, I study the men in those commercials like a lioness studies her prey before she pounces. Seriously....You never know!! I kinda feel sorry for those actors. Sure, they are getting paid, but can you imagine the jokes they receive from their friends and family? My family would clown me until the commercials stopped running and once that happens they would probably pop out a video tape of the commercial so they could clown me a few times a year...Yes my family got jokes...Are you so shocked?

Now let's talk about feminine hygiene commercials!!!

Ummmmm.....When I am on my period, I do not dawn a tight pink top and a lil pink skirt and dance salsa around my house! Nor do I work out at the gym doing sit ups on a ball talking about how I'm not feeling bloated and how I'm craving something salty. Oh yes I DEFINITELY don't put on a bathing suit and parade around a beach talking with my friends about brownies!!!!! It just doesn't happen that way. I'm not exactly a tyrant either....But goodness, why are these commercials made to catch a man's eye? I mean they get all of the commercials. Shoot, you can't even sell a car without a woman draped over it. Let us keep our feminine hygiene commercials! I have to deal with all those stupid commercials that show women attacking guys because of the cologne that they wear so men should have to deal with some real commercials of women who are menstruating (yes I got technical there but so what?).

It seems that in this day and time...All of our commercials are made by 21 year old frat boys!

So until I start to see some real commercials I guess I will continue to scream back to my television, "You DO!" I will continue to roll my eyes when women who are on their menses are doing things that wouldn't even cross the average woman's mind to do!

Or am I the weird one? Well I am the weird one, but I mean on this topic...LOL.

Okay, my rant is over.

Until next time readers...

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!