Yearbook Posts

I wonder...

If I had to do a yearbook post today what would mine say? Would it be so different from my high school one? I mean there will be some differences for example, singing. I never really got into singing until I was in college. I was a band person (notice that I didn't say geek...as if!). So I'm going to try this only because idea amuses me. Yes, I tend to do things that amuse me, why don't you?

Name: (mumbles her 24 letter name with the same last name)

Nicknames: Max, Maxie, Maxine, Princess, Loquita, Sunshine, Picklehead (my older brother), Chica, Shugg (smiles)

(high school nicknames: Max, Maxine, Buttascotch)

Activites: Stuff...lol. Fine, fine, fine, I'll list them. Causing mischief, singing, dancing with the lights off and her disco ball on, writing, being sarcastic (yes that's an activity), Urbaniacs (www.urbaniacs.com), staring at my cell phone when it rings sometimes (why do I have one again?), talking to myself (my favorite activity), wreaking havoc on unsuspecting citizens, helping people get comfortable in their own skin (that's my other favorite activity), 24-7 hero (See Hero Complex)...

(high school activities: band, peer leader)

Memories: Holding my nephew for the first time on Christmas 2005, seeing my mother fall outside of my apartment (it cracked me up), breaking my ankle in 2004, breaking bones in my foot twice, being tripped down the stairs and breaking my toe (thanks Jeremiah), dying my hair red, piercing my right eyebrow when I was 20, piercing the top of my ear when I was 23, being best man in a wedding, moving to Amherst when I was 22, moving in with Kelly when I was 25, 1st published poem (can't remember the year), "you are so cute when you're mad", "you're an aight person and I love you and all that other crap", GJ blinding herself when I thought I saw a mouse at my mom's crib (cell phone lights are all fun and games until someone loses an eye), karaoke nights, Girl nights out/in, the night Kel and I had to do community service (don't ask), Jay breaking into Ryder Hall so he could play the piano (thanks for going to the police station with me to so we could get permission to enter the building), Monica talking me into wearing flip flops (I was never the same), my dream and the 5 people who know it (it involves vampire, blue blocker sunglasses, and dogs...I won't tell), realizing my knack for decorating, Ghetto Phi Ghetto, "surpise" parties (I'm still the queen of finding out mine), "Come here Franky wants to talk to you", "hey guys I'm high on perkasets, how about we go over to the bar for a few shots, I won't feel a thing!", the laughter, the tears (thanks for the gum Juan even if I did freak you out), the day I realized that I'm just cute and agreed, "A Walk to Remember", 1st time I watched Scrubs, being stalked by different men at different times in my life (what can I say? I'm darn adorable...lol), Play dates (I still have them), and many more....

Favorite Quote(s): "I never said that I was sane", "I SPIT on your Bus!", "Sheesh", "I'm darn adorable!", "They used to call me Crazy Joe but now the call me BATMAN!", "Dude", "Eh", "He/She/They started it!", "Are you KIDDIN' ME?!"

(High School quote: "If you like me, cool. If not, SO WHAT?!")

Hmmmm, I think I'm done.

Well until then readers...

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!