2 Days...

So in honor of my birthday, which is in two days, I figured I should do a rant on this bad boy. I'm not sure what I want to rant about, so I figured I would keep this opened until I have purged all of my insides. Sounds gross huh?

Rant #1:

Lips of an Angel
By Hinder

Okay, so this song ANNOYS me to the point that I want to find these guys and pull out every strand of hair on their bodies! One by one...

The part that bothers me the most is, woman like this song! The radio station that I listen to mentioned that women LOVED this song! Before I go off on it, let me give you the lyrics (with my own commentary after it):

Honey why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girls in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girls in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you

I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those wordsa it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
(And I never wanna say goodbye)
But girl you make it so hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why are you calling me so late

Let's talk women...

Why are women liking this song?! I'll tell you why! It's because in their twisted little minds, they believe that they are the woman on the phone INSTEAD of the woman in the other room. How stupid is that? Yea I said it. The truth is the majority of these women ARE indeed the woman in the other room and it sickens me that they wish they were the woman on the phone! Let me tell you what will happen to you if you are the woman on the phone...

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Do you REALLY want to know?

Okay, you asked for it...

If he leaves the woman in the living room for you...Again, let me state this again...

IF he leaves the woman in the living room for you...(because most of the time, you will be content with him cheating on you, so he will end up playing you like a straight up sucka telling you that he is going to leave the woman in the living room and you're going to believe him...Oh trust me, you will. Stop lying to yourselves...YOU WILL!)

So...where was I?

Oh yea, if he leaves the woman in the living room for you...You and him will have a blissful coexistance...that is...until...

You become the woman in the living room...while he's talking to another chick.

That's reality...but no, these women want to have a "Lips of an Angel" and they want to help a man cheat on his girl. I would apologize for calling these women stupid, but why lie? You guys know I'm being serious. In my eyes, when a man acts like an ass towards women, it's because SOMEWHERE in his life a woman taught him that his stupid behavior was acceptable. Whether it was his mom, a sister, grandmother, girlfriend, friend, WHATEVER! By loving this song and increasing it's ratings what the heck are women telling men? And you KNOW it's women who are buying up this song!

Everytime I hear that song, I get pissed. I actually limit my radio usage because why waste my time getting upset? It's so not kosher!

All right, I'm empty. For now.

To my lovely readers I say...

Until next time :-)

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!