So...
My nephew, Isaiah, was picked up today around 11:00 am. I'm surely going to miss him but he left me a little something...
His cold.
Darn kids. Seriously, I think that if they drop their pacifier and it gets dirty, then they shouldn't get that pacifier anymore. I shouldn't have to clean it off using my mouth! My mouth isn't self-cleaning! I can feel the itchiness in the back of my throat, my nose, and the roof of my mouth. Good times...
Also, I learned a few things about Angry Trolls:
1. They HATE getting their hair done. Kelly (my roommate and I) had the most horrible experience with Mr. Isaiah during bath time when Aunty Max decided to wash his hair. Let's just say three people were soaked when they walked out of that bathroom. He started screaming and crying. And I'm sorry, but when a child looks so pitiful and they reach up to me, I HAVE to pick him up but he wasn't finished with his bath. So I held him as Kelly draped a towel over him, the heat was turned on, and the door was closed. *sigh* It broke our hearts so much that we swore we would NEVER do his hair ever again, unless it's shaving it off because little boys who HATE to have their hair done shouldn't have long hair. OH wait, correction...Little boys shouldn't have long hair! lol I had to put his hair in afro puffs and let me tell you, his mother liked it. Even talked about doing it herself to his hair. Poor Isaiah...It's my fault that you will end up looking like a little girl, but then again...I hate cornrows on men, so I couldn't take looking at his hair any longer.
2. Absolutely hate naps! They can be dead tired, fussing, falling all over the place but if you lay them down, they will start hollering! Where do they get the energy from?!!?!?!?!??!?!
3. If you tell an Angry Troll no, they will try to make you jealous. Sheesh, he would go straight to Kelly and cuddle with her. Eh, I can't blame him though...I think I would do the same thing if I were him.
4. If an Angry Troll has a cold, you have a cold. I'm waiting to see if my roommate has a cold. Seriously, I don't know how many times we had to stop that boy from eating his own snot. Then for his Aunty, of COURSE he wanted to share his pacifier with her, so I took it.
5. No matter what, Angry Trolls will smile for the camera...Well except when he was crying.
6. When they leave, you will miss the Angry Troll. :-)
4 days and 3 nights down...None to go!
Faithful 4 *winks*
Everyone else *nods head*
I have to go and take care of this cold...
Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!
Monday, January 08, 2007
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Ewww! You NEVER put the bobo in your mouth, Aunty Max, NEVER! Do you know where that bobo's been? Why do you think preschool kids are always sick? I hope you learned your lesson missy!
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