Tempin' like Pimpin' ain't easy...I've been a temp for about a year now and this experience has taught me something. Before I go on, I know some of you are saying, "Why are you a temp? Are you afraid of commitment?" You just don't know how many times I hear that and every time I hear that I want to push the person down some stairs or something. Thanks to the current job market and the fact that the fields that I want to work in are almost impossible to crack, I'm temping. Hey, it's better than moving home. ANYTHING is better than moving home!!!! No offence mom. I love you.
Anyways, so basically I'm a temping whore. My Temping Agency is my pimp. A bit far fetched you say? Just wait and see where I go with this.
When not working, I'm usually writing at home or hanging out somewhere, then I get a phone call from my pimp. He tells me about a john who wants some services. Most importantly he tells me about a john who wants the services that only I can provide. He asks if I can service the john and I say, "Yes, I can." Then I am given a phone number, an address, and the name of the john. Before I step into the office, I have to give my pimp a phone call to let him know that I made it to the place safe and sound. Then I walk in looking my best and I give the john the best service that I am able to muster for as long as the john needs me. Sometimes I receive a very nice john. The ones who tell me what they want and let me give it to them the way I like. I like those johns because sometimes they give me gifts on top of money and I become their favorite whore meaning that whenever they more services, they specifically ask for me. I once had a nice john almost keep me. Yup, I would have become a kept whore, which is what most temps long for.
Sometimes I get a john who only wants to abuse me. They don't care about my feelings and they are often very demanding. Although they are receiving my services at a cheaper price, they force me to perform various services that cause me to hang my head in shame at the end of the day because I am so tired and I've been violated.
Whether the john is nice or evil, it doesn't take away from the fact that as a temp, I am a whore.
After a long day at work, I then have to call into my pimp to let them know how well I gave my john my services. Normally my john calls my pimp too. When it's all said and done, my john pays me money and my pimp takes a percentage of that. If I miss work, I must deal with my pimp. If I'm sick, I must call my pimp so he can call my john. This way, my pimp can send out another whore to service the john.
It doesn't seem so far fetched anymore, does it?
Thanks for listening.
Ciao Faithful Five...and everyone else. lol
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