DISTURBING!!!!

You won't believe this but it's true...

I am currently listening to LeAnn Rimes doing a cover of "Purple Rain."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm like stuck, I don't know what to do. It's like a car crash, I want to turn away but I'm just so disturbed that I can't. It just hurts. It bothers me. And she's trying to sing with all of her heart, but it's PRINCE's song!!! The only person who can get away with that is Sinead O'Connor with "Nothing Compares to You" and that is because she did the song BEFORE Prince put it on his album. I guess you can say that Prince did a cover to a song that he wrote for her. Other than that, NO!!!! STOP!!!! You can't cover a Prince song! Especially one from the Purple Rain soundtrack!!!! That's sacred! That's like....

That's like...

William Hung doing a cover of a song from "The Bodyguard Soundtrack!" You may think I'm over-exaggerating and yes I KNOW that she can sing and he can't but it's still a travesty nonetheless and it shouldn't have happened! You just can't take a song like that! Oh man!

I need to go wash out my ears. Pour some bleach in them and let it swirl around, maybe it will help me forget what I just heard...

It's just so wrong...

So very wrong...

Like Donald Trump doing a Play Girl spread wrong...

Okay now I've injured my mind more. I'll stop writing now.

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!