Mmmmmm...Christmas

As usual, I not really into Christmas. I'm not like Scrooge, it's just that I never really had one of those family Christmas sessions. My boyfriend has the family Christmas sessions so I know that I'm going to be pulled out of my shell when we get married. Opps, did I say the 'm' word? Yea, I did but not so fast! Don't start talking wedding dresses with me yet. Seriously.

Anyways, my spirit is a little Christmassy this time around because the last few months of this year were quite shaky. I lost my grandpa to cancer. A week later my mom went in to have a cancerous lump removed from her breast. Now she is going through chemo which makes everything taste gross to her, but I'm sorta jealous of her because she's been snacking on ice cream and pudding. Darn her! lol

I guess for this time around, I feel blessed. As usual, I'll be spending Christmas alone because my mom needs to get her rest. But I am happy to have her. The trippy part is...

I am so happy to be 30 years old. I feel as if my world is opening up and things are beginning...

But as I get older so does my mother. She seems more mortal now. There was a time when she was Super Woman...Able to Spank 5 Kids with a Single Belt! lol

Now, she's getting older and that leaves so many doors open. I'm afraid of some of those doors, y'all.

So with happiness in my heart I wish you all a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Blessed Kwanzaa, and whatever celebration that you deal with I hope you have a good time!

Until next time you crazy readers!

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!

DISTURBING!!!!

You won't believe this but it's true...

I am currently listening to LeAnn Rimes doing a cover of "Purple Rain."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm like stuck, I don't know what to do. It's like a car crash, I want to turn away but I'm just so disturbed that I can't. It just hurts. It bothers me. And she's trying to sing with all of her heart, but it's PRINCE's song!!! The only person who can get away with that is Sinead O'Connor with "Nothing Compares to You" and that is because she did the song BEFORE Prince put it on his album. I guess you can say that Prince did a cover to a song that he wrote for her. Other than that, NO!!!! STOP!!!! You can't cover a Prince song! Especially one from the Purple Rain soundtrack!!!! That's sacred! That's like....

That's like...

William Hung doing a cover of a song from "The Bodyguard Soundtrack!" You may think I'm over-exaggerating and yes I KNOW that she can sing and he can't but it's still a travesty nonetheless and it shouldn't have happened! You just can't take a song like that! Oh man!

I need to go wash out my ears. Pour some bleach in them and let it swirl around, maybe it will help me forget what I just heard...

It's just so wrong...

So very wrong...

Like Donald Trump doing a Play Girl spread wrong...

Okay now I've injured my mind more. I'll stop writing now.

Love, Peace, and Hair Grease!