Disturbing Dream and Incident

Hey y'all!

Okay so I haven't been writing in my blog, but seriously, how many of you are checking this bad boy everyday?

*waits for an answer*

That's what I thought! :-)

First my dream:

Last night I had this dream that started off with me watching a reality show for guys who wanted to learn how to perform and dance provocatively. The head of the show was this little flamboyant black man who would yell at them. So in my dream, first you would see these extra buff straight men, dancing with these women on a stage as if they were performing and then you would hear the leader yell at them. Then he would say things like, "Sit down! Let me show you how it's done!"

In my dream, the guy would come out with his friends who were these slender gay men in chaps dancing with the women. It was quiet amusing actually. :-)

You think that's it? Nope! Next thing you know it, I was in Cats, the Broadway musical. I was literally in the show! I was the cat that got to sing "Memory." In my dream I was there watching folks get their make up and practice. I remember that we had a show that night and I was forced to go to the nail salon to get French tips and a pedicure. Like they can see those things from where they are sitting. Also, I had to get my hair done too. I remember that I did and that my friends, who were also in the show (not any of my real friends which is interesting) hung out until it was time to go to the show to get ready. I also got a clip of myself singing "Memory" in a cat suit. Scary...

Then I woke up.

Okay Disturbing incident. Remember the song "Slap That?" The one that I said I was listening to and it just hurt my ears to listen to those lyrics?!

Well I was listening to 98.5 fm today and this mother was driving her 3 year old to school. He wanted to hear a song so the deejay was going to play it for him. She put the phone to the kid's ear and guess what the 3 year old asked to hear????!?!?!?!?

YES!!!!!!!!!! SLAP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shaking her head*

My mouth fell open! Since when does a mother LET HER KID LISTEN TO THAT TRIPE?! She was SO proud that he wanted to hear it! It was like a badge of honor!

"My kid wants to listen to a sexual song that involves a man turning a woman around and spanking her!"

I so want to scream right now. I never felt so disgusted at a parent before in my life!

Am I overreacting?! I THINK NOT! You're letting your little boy listen to that?! You think it's cute?!

None of this would happen if folks would make me President and allow me to give tests to those who want to be parents. If they fail the test, they will be "neutered" until they can!

*growls*

Now I'm upset ALL over again!

I gotta go! lol

Love, Peace, and Hairgrease.